MAD COW DISEASE.....
Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.
Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?
Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year?
Reporter : Sir, I respect your comments but we are in the program for mad cow
disease only.
Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow's breast for milk 4 times
a day = 1460 times
a year ?
Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease?
(She was angry because the farmer had being talking sexy things)
Farmer : lady, if I will to squeeze your breast 4 times a day = 1460 times a
year but you only
get SEX once a year...
WILL YOU BE MAD ???
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