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群众 发表于 :
 
专门产奶的牛叫奶牛,那么请问奶牛有没有公的?
 
Kingqueen 发表于 :
 
这个我答不出,但有相关E文的资料供你参考:

MAD COW DISEASE.....

Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease.

Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease?

Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year?

Reporter : Sir, I respect your comments but we are in the program for mad cow
disease only.

Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow's breast for milk 4 times
a day = 1460 times
a year ?

Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease?
(She was angry because the farmer had being talking sexy things)

Farmer : lady, if I will to squeeze your breast 4 times a day = 1460 times a
year but you only
get SEX once a year...
WILL YOU BE MAD ???


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慎德于小事,施恩于无缘
 


群众 发表于 :
 
楼上的兄弟,英语不错!
那继续问一句:公牛产不产奶呢?
呵呵~~
 
西门飞雪 发表于 :
 
这个问题要具体分析,如果是不产奶的公牛,一定不产奶;如果是产奶的公牛,那.......

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一剑一琴,随我飘零
一灯一影,伴我凄清
 


群众 发表于 :
 
倒~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
楼上老兄的言语精辟至及,在下佩服得一塌糊涂~~~~~~~呵呵
 
慕紫 发表于 :
 
我也有个小小的疑问:
谁能告诉我,黄牛BB和水牛BB是吃哪位牛妈妈的奶长大的?
 
没影 发表于 :
 
baby可不管你是谁,什么黄牛水牛公牛母牛只要有奶就是娘。

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我喜欢下雨,不是向往浪漫诗意,只是因为下雨的时候我可以流泪,下雨天你流过泪吗?
 


慕紫 发表于 :
 
哦?!好象说得有理~~~~~~
现在还有一问,那当你还是BB的时候,是不是也和牛BB一样,唯奶是娘?
嘻嘻~~~~不要生气哟~~~
 
youyuziyan 发表于 :
 
晕~~~~~~~~~
 
慕紫 发表于 :
 
晕?!
不是抓到了你~~~的~~~~疼处吧~~~呵呵~~~
 




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